Well folks I'm introducing a new feature called "Seriously!?! Saturdays". This will replace the normal "Sick of Them Saturdays" occasionally, but will be along the same lines. With "Sick of them Saturdays" I was mostly blogging about the people or news subjects that I was tired of hearing about that week. Seriously Saturdays will be more about the events that happen in the week that made me say "SERIOUSLY!?!". Hope you all enjoy it! Be sure to let me know what you think!!
1. Charlie Sheen
Seriously Charlie Sheen! You are in trouble AGAIN?! This week you decide to trash a New York City hotel room while naked after getting drunk and high on cocaine while a porn star fears for her life while locking herself in the hotel bathroom. After the police were called he apparently was given the option to go to jail or to the hospital. He chose the hospital (go figure). Seriously NYPD, people are given options on where they want to go after behaving badly? Is this a new thing you're trying? I am sure the doctors and nurses will love it if it is. However I am almost positive it's not unless you are an A list celebrity. Sheen apparently told the police that he had been drinking and doing drugs before his "meltdown" but apparently his publicist had a different view and said that he had "an adverse allergic reaction to medication". Ummm I'm not quite sure for what illness they prescribe cocaine as the "medication" of choice, but I am pretty sure there aren't any. I am also pretty sure those aren't "adverse" reactions to cocaine, but I haven't tried it so I can't swear by it. Although if he is allergic to it, he might not want to do it anymore. Seriously publicist?! Oh and "Two and a Half Men" is a pretty good show and is getting great ratings for CBS, but if one of the stars is getting arrested or hospitalized at least once a season, shouldn't there be some repercussions? Seriously?! Last Christmas he was arrested for domestic violence and now he is hospitalized for using cocaine and behaving horribly and nothing happens? No suspension from work even? Seriously?! You have some very understanding bosses there Mr. Sheen. Seriously!!
2. Lindsay Lohan
Seriously Lindsay Lohan?! You are in the news AGAIN!! Last Friday, Lindsay was ordered by the judge to spend time in rehab until January 3 instead of 6 months in jail like the DA wanted for violating probation. Apparently Lindsay has to go back to court on Feb. 25 and comply with random drug testing and if she violates her probation again she will be going to jail for the mandatory 180 days. Seriously?! I am pretty sure 180 days in the celeb world converts to about 14 days reality. Turns out Lindsay is apparently going broke paying for her rehab. Seriously Lindsay?! Aren't you some sort of big celebrity? You can't afford the $50,000 rehab bill? Seriously?! I mean yea that is the yearly salary of an average Joe, but I am pretty sure you have boots that cost more than that. Seriously! Well it turns out PETA heard about Lindsay's money troubles and agreed to pay up to $20,000 of her rehab bill if she agrees to go vegan for at least a year. If she gives up animal products while in rehab, she would get $10,000 at that time and if she stays vegan until January of 2012, they will give her the other $10,000. I don't think this will happen. She doesn't seem to be able to stay away from the booze and drugs to keep her out of jail so I don't think she will be able to give up the meat and milk either. Allegedly, there is an adult sex site that is also offering her $50,000 for her ummm, "services"? So looks like Ms. Lohan now has some options on how to pay for her rehab time since she is apparently broke now.
So there ya have it folks. The people that just make me literally say to myself "SERIOUSLY" for the week. What events had you baffled this week??
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